Ok, I got nothing to really talk about so i'll just ramble. I was watching Animal Planet yesterday and I saw my second favorite animal. Wait, I take that back, it was cool but not second worthy, maybe third. Ok, so it's called the Seawater Louse. Basically, it's the serial killer of the animal world. The male is an ant looking thing and the female is a slug looking thing. Basically the male "lures" the female in, grabs the female, rapes the female, and then impregnates the female. Now this is no ORDINARY pregnancy, the female WILL die in the process because the young EAT THEIR FUCKING WAY OUT! And she literally explodes. Like body parts start to fucking fly. THAT'S just fucking cool. Animal Planet is just one of the greatest channels. Like the english channel, english people are wierd. They call bars "pubs" and stuff. I'm not particularly fond of the english. Unless you're talking about OZZY, Ozzy's cool. Ya know who else is cool, Ozmosis Jones. He's all in the body of FRANK! You know who else is cool, Frank Caliendo, he's good at impressions. IMPRESSIONS ARE SHWAY! Ya know what else is shway, people who get impressionated. Like Arnold Shwartze...etuiebhotuihwbreigtbwrg fuck spelling that name. He's german, anyone ever notice how german is a fucking ugly language. You know black children are being adopted by Europeans. Dude, Colt 45 at October Fest, Fubu Leaderhosen, the possibilities are endless! Think about the dialect, "Glickt en spheiel NIGGA!" Damn that would be some crazy topsy turvey world. Damn this entry is flowing out of me like a slorbeast floats out her young. Ya know what else flows, milk. Milk is cool, no matter WHERE it comes from, it's good. Except for seal milk, it's got 15 times more fat in it than humans...Animal Planet biotch. But I saw a seal once when I was a kid, at a circus, he was honkin horns and what not. And while we're on the topic of circuses, THEY'RE shway! Tall people, clowns, the ringmaster, trapeze artists, the whole shabangabang. And what's up with the circus nowadays, there's not NEARLY as many midgets or clowns squeezing into cars and a bunch of shit is missing. They feed the lion 15 minutes before the guy sticks his head in. FUCK. THAT. That's bullshit, that guy needs to ream his head down that motherfucker's throat and make that lion want to eat him. And what's with the lack of midget from my daily life. I LOVE MIDGETS! But not in an Eriky way. But midgets are cool, I don't like it when people say, "Don't laugh at a midget. That's horrible." No, it's more horrible to treat a midget differently, it's a bite-sized person, if he does something funny, WHY THE FUCK NOT LAUGH! Laughter is awesome isn't it. Oh my fucking God, there's this ghetto dude in one of my summer school classes, everytime he laughs I want to punch him in the freakin face. Ya know what i've been thinking about lately, the scene from Roots.

"YOUR NAME, IS TOBE!"

"Kinte...Kunte..."

"YOUR NAME, IS TOBE!"

"Kinte...Kunte..."

Jesus Christ that scene was crazy. Crazy people are cool ain't they. I met a crazy old black dude at my dad's hospital who listens to Iron Maiden. Now that's defying all kinds of stereotypes. First off, Black people don't go crazy, sorry I don't make the rules here. Second off, Black people don't like Iron Maiden. There was another Black guy at Barnes and Noble who liked Motley Crue, he pointed to my shirt and said, "Hey, good band." Something along those lines. This guy was a black dude in preppy clothes. HE IS RAPEING STEREOTYPES! I told that story to someone and they said, "Black people can't like Motley Crue." And first off, I wasn't saying that's impossible and that it shouldn't happen. I just said it was cool. I hate it when people accuse you of being racist just to make themselves seem more "noble". God, I think i've FINALLY run out of things to say. Bye!